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Jalopy
Download - Instrumental - Clean Version
First place on songfight.org with 20 votes
Mixed by: Def Author
Samples: Team Music's 'Death Plunge', Excitebike
Contributors: The Def Author, Ken, Captain Mumblecore, MC Baccarat, Verbose
Released June 2005



VERSE ONE

(The Def Author)

There's a lot of things in life that don't have answers
Like "Will we ever have a cure for Aids or for cancer"
Or how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would
If 42 could solve this, it's the question that's no good
And amongst these puzzles, this one would actually seem
to be a million times more difficult than 15-16
Frontalittle has the pink accord, but just how did they get it
Many theories exist, and now it's time we get on wit it

(Ken)

It was back in 03 when we bought this Honda
It wasnít sexxxy like my girlfriend La Fawnda
When weíre driving to a gig I just try to hide
Why does Frontalittle have such a crappy ride?
Itís pepto pink and the headlights blink
The brake donít work and the back seat stinks
Why would anyone drive this death trap machine?
Where did this accord come from, Bad Dreams?

(CHORUS)

Where did we get it
No one will admit it
honestly who did it?
FESS UP!
(I think we had the bill of sale, but somebody must have hid it!)
It's our Jalopy
It's pink and it drives sloppy
Floorboards are stained with coffee
MESSED UP!
(You know I tried to clean it up, but was afraid I'd get it on me!)

VERSE TWO

(Captain Mumblecore)

Guys, hold up! Thereís no need to gawk
We acquired our car so we donít have to walk
Around town like Ness from Earthbound
Iíve found drivingís a more pleasant experience
Plus we get experience points that weíd miss otherwise
Other guys would kill us in street races
Our saving rollís our saving grace as we
Cross the finish line.... fine!

(MC Baccarat)

Mumblecore's Accord Origin Story is a lie
See, I got from my gramma in 1995.
She bought it off a holy man - blessed be he
for only driving it to church every sunday of the week
and then some. But then again some have ample income
and can afford to pay for brand new cars that look handsome
That's the true dirt because your lies hurt me
After that: my jacked catchphrase, in verse three.

(REPEAT CHORUS)

(BREAK)

VERSE THREE

(Verbose)

Yo-- that honda accord? Up on tetris blocks?
What the fuck like Baccarat, I'll trade it like stocks
To the F to the AL troves of geeky wealf
Flexin' the Zelda context, I'm the next-gen elf
You really want that ostensible automobile?
The Unstealable? That pink Armageddon on wheels?
Said give me 2 hearts to increase my maximum healf
1 8-bit princess I can have to my self uh

(The Def Author)

So there you have it, no one really agrees
You could ask every single nerdcore M.C.
and something tells me... as every one of them's explaining
you'll find out no one knows, but the story's entertaining
And the more you try to work at this impossible task
you might discover that there's questions that just shouldn't be asked
so we can leave at that, 10/4 do you copy?
We have it. It's ours. The pink accord is our Jalopy

(REPEAT CHORUS AND FADE OUT)


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