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First place with 22 votes on songfight.org
Mixed by: mo
Samples: Drew's `Zero To Phantom'
Contributors: MC Spudalot (chorus), MC Baccarat, The Def Author, Starfinger, Doctor Worm, MC Soda Culture, Yook (interlude and sex sounds)
Released December 2003
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(MC Baccarat)
Come gather 'round, kids, and I'll tell you the tale
of six hard-up fronters who couldn't post bail
they drove to Toronto with a nerdy rap mission
and wound up stuck in a Canadian prison
I've been carpin', and harpin', and pullin' the bars
but they just heard the nerds who think they're all stars
back to the cells, where you hear them all say
(Group)
"We're all famous, you know, we're on Penny Arcade!"
(The Def Author)
sitting in my aqua blue jail cell, didn't have a bail
I had to break out with a rhyme
but the rhyme didn't work, it made my words hurt
I went berzerk, for what it's worth,
I tried to make a key with Nerf
'Cause I'm sick of this cell, I'm sick of the people
pointing at us and laughing
Dr. Worm is in the cage with us, I'm not sure
how that happened
But we seem to have gotten a note
from an overzealous fan
with intent to break us out of here
that seems to be the plan
(Chorus: Spud)
Here's a Christmas present from your biggest fan!
'cause guess what? It's a wonderful life!
God bless every one of us-- a free man
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
(Starfinger)
Frontalittle Squad?!? What the hell?
I thought FrontaLOT was locked in this cell!
Get back in your jail! I've got a gun and I will fire it.
I don't wanna rescue six numbskulls and a pirate.
hey, slow down now, I said I'm not your savior...
wouldn't you rather try to get out on good behavior?
Hello?
Hello?
I didn't mean to let YOU guys out...
Crap!
(Doctor Worm)
a little late to notice such a mistake, don't you think?
especially now that we're right on the brink,
the verge, the edge of total freedom
the cops, I can see 'em
the guns firin' and bullets flyin'
and I'm diving out of the way
leading the pack through the back alleys
climbing up ladders, over fences
into the grand finale--
the police station
we ran into their den
"all right, you're under arrest, eh"
not again
(chorus)
(Yook)
hey, hey jim
-yeah?
come here, you gotta check this out
-what?
you have to--no, no, just come over here.
-what's this all aboot?
you know those kids?
they were--they were in the jail. yeah, the ones with the underwear on the
head
-what? underwear?
and the reindeer things? anyway, they're trying to escape.
-I--what?
they're trying to escape in a car made of licorice.
-what's this all aboot?
I know!
-you are on acid!
What do you mean? I'm not on acid!
-yes you are!
no!
-yes!
okay, I am.
(MC Soda Culture)
lower-case s to the o d a
and I'm bustin' my crew out of the Canadas, eh?
I've hotwired the Honda
Doll's House pink like Jane Fonda
gonna bring the Frontalittle back from the Yukon but
I'm not exactly used to driving pieces of crap and
I'm trying to avoid the cops and that Frontalot rap fan
so I'm shiftin' and I'm driftin' and I'm burning the rubber
I'm the captain of this ship-- Baccarat's a landlubber
(MC Baccarat)
First the endless drive, then no on saw us jammin',
then we're running from the Mounties, then we're caught in the slammer
then CRAIG busts us out and now we're running from him
and now we're being chased by the Mounties again?
what the FUCK is soda doing up in my ride?
when you hotwired the chassis, did the wires get fried?
plus, if you're the getaway, what took so long?
fuck it, everybody, let's get in and go home.
(chorus)
(chorus)
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